whenever Little Johnny’s parents wanted some alone time they would send him out to the front porch with a bowl of ice cream this worked for a while but eventually Little Johnny started eating the ice cream too quickly and would come back inside before his parents were done so one day his mom came…
a young bloke with his pants hanging half off his ARS two gold front teeth and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck walked into the center link to sign some paperwork he marched up to the counter and said hi you know I just hate being on the Dole I’d really rather…
a couple who went to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon and are watching the auctioning off of bulls the guy selling the Bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off a fine specimen this bull reproduced 57 times last year the wife nudges her husband in the…
So Little Johnny’s teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with Johnny unless she is absolutely sure she will win it. One day in class, Johnny raises his hand and says “teacher, I’ll bet you $50 I can guess what color your underwear is.” She replies,…
A young doctor had moved to a small community near Broken Hill to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his rounds so that the community would become used to their new doctor. At the first house a woman complains, I’ve been a little sick…
A man got a girl pregnant, and when her father found out he was furious. He went to the man’s house and confronted the culprit. The father told the man, You got my girl pregnant and I want to know what you’re going to do about it! The man was financially pretty well off, and…
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot, and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn’t wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, Happy birthday boss! I felt so…
A girl brings a guy home one night. They get into her apartment andimmediately she suggests that they do “69”. “What the hell is that?” asksthe guy. Realizing he’s inexperienced, she tries to explain,”I put my headbetween your legs and you put your head between mine.” Still not knowingwhat she’s talking about, but not wanting…
a blonde wife luxuriates an a steaming bat her toes playfully dancing around the hot and cold Taps suddenly Panic sets in as she realizes her big toe is trapped in the T with a cry for help she summons her husband to the rescue good grief darling what have you gotten yourself into now…
after an amazing 69 with his girlfriend Paul remembered he had a dentist appointment he was afraid that the dentist would smell it on his breath so he brushed his teeth seven times and on top of that he used up two bottles of mouthwash as he arrived at the dentist he chewed five strong…
