one man had a small PEN!S so he went to the doctor with this problem as happens in all jokes of this kind the doctor gave him super new pills that needed to be taken once a day but the man unable to wait ate the whole pack at once the next morning he discovered…
a truck driver who has a monkey along for the ride with a load of chickens stops every time they meet a female hitchhiker the truck driver asks screw or walk as she enters the cab the first several times the answer is walk and they are thrown out of the truck finally there is…
A husband, one bright sunny morning, turns to his lovely wife. Wife, we are going fishing this weekend, you, me and the dog. The wife grimaces, but I don’t like fishing. Look, we are going fishing and that’s final. Do I have to go fishing with you? I really don’t want to go. Right, I’ll…
Anthony’s mother and father were making love together suddenly their son catch them in the middle of their action after that their son’s curiosity got the best of him he wanted to ask his father Dad how many types of tears are there the father surprised response well son a woman goes through three phases…
Dave goes to the doctor and tells him that he’s been unable to please his wife in bed. After finding nothing wrong physically, the doctor asks if their bedroom is comfortable. “Now that you mention it, it’s the hottest room in the house,” says Dave. “And right now I can’t afford an air conditioner or…
A man took his pregnant wife to the hospital. The doctor looked her over and told them it would be a rather difficult delivery. He offered to let the couple try an experimental procedure. The woman would be connected to a machine that would transfer part of the pain to the father of the baby,…
A man walks into a barbershop and says, I’ll have a shave and a shoe shine.” The barber lathers his face and sharpens the straight edge, while a woman with the biggest, most beautiful breasts he has ever seen kneels down and shines his shoes. The man says you and I should spend some time…
A beautiful young city girl marries a Colorado rancher… The rancher spends most of the day in the pasture managing the cattle. He asks his wife, in his absence, to direct the insemination man to the barn to impregnate one of their cows… “You’ll know which cow I picked because I drove a nail into…
Three teenage girls were roomates. One Friday night all had gone out on dates and by chance they came home at th same time. The first one came in and said, with a smug look on her face, “You know you’ve been on a good date when you come home with your hair all messed…
I told a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs…“Really?” she said, “Go on then…try.” After about thirty seconds of fondling she lost patience and demanded “Come on, what day was I born?” “Yesterday.” I replied.
