A blonde woman is struggling to get her tomatoes to ripen, so she goes to her neighbor’s man with her problem. The neighbor says, “All you have to do is go out at midnight and dance around in the garden n*ked for a few minutes, and the tomatoes will become so embarrassed, they will blush…
A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said- “that part where hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair” the girl smiled. At dinner, she told her sister-“my monkey has grown hair”…
A knockout young lady wanted to get rich quickly, so she proceeded to find herself a rich 75-year-old man, planning to screw him to death on their wedding night. The courtship and wedding went off without any problem despite the half-century age difference. On the first night of her honeymoon, she got undressed and waited…
A Scottish couple took in a young woman as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her they didn’t have a bathtub inside, although if she wanted to, she could use the outside tub. “Monday’s the best night, when my husband goes out to play…
a nun and a priest are crossing the Sahara Desert on a camel. On the third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead. Now completely stranded the priest said, Well sister, this looks pretty grim. I know, father replied the nun. In fact, I don’t think we can last more than there are two out…
There are an older brother and a younger sister. The sister went to the bathroom while the brother was in the bathroom. The sister asks the brother if she could play with his and he says yeah. A few weeks later, there was a biggest storm and the sister goes to the brother’s room and…
Walter and Birgit, a married couple, play golf. They are shocked to see Walter’s ball fly through the window of a house and shatter into countless pieces. They immediately go to the house to apologize to the owner. No one answers the door, so they look through the broken window. They see a broken vase…
Dad, what’s the difference between a girl member and a boy member? young son ask? Look at this, says dad, as he lifts the sheets on his naked sleeping mother, that’s a son. It’s wonderful dad, can I touch it? No son, says dad, if you touch it, you’ll wake the your member up.
A blonde girl excitedly arrives home from school. “Mommy Mommy, all the other kids can only count to 4, but I counted all the way to 10! Is it because I’m blonde Mommy?” “Yes dear, it’s because you’re blonde.” The girl returns home the following day even more ecstatic. “Mommy mommy! When we dressed for…
A surgeon went to check on his very blonde patient after an operation. She was awake, so he examined her thoroughly and told her that she could expect a complete recovery. She asked him, “How long will it be before I can resume a normal love life again, Doctor?” The surgeon seemed to pause, which…
