A guy walks into a bar with a frog……and sits down to order a drink, setting his frog (in its cage) on the bar. A few seats away from him sits a beautiful, young woman. They’re the only two at the bar, so after awhile, with curiosity eating away at her, she asks, “So what’s…
A 3 month pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6 months later she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby. Doctor: Don’t worry. You had twins, a boy and a girl and your brother named them for you. Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He’s an idiot! What did he name them? Doctor:…
One night a guy goes to get a room in a hotel. “Hello, I want a single room for the night please.” “Fine, sir, here’s one of our best rooms. Room 13,” says the concierge and hands him the keyThe guy goes upstairs, takes a shower and gets straight into bed. At about 2 0’clock…
A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. One day she asked Little Johnny what his problem was so he replied, „I’m too smart for the first grade, my sister is in the third grade anf I’m smarter than her too.“ The teacher took him to the principal’s office and explained…
A man left for work one Friday afternoon.Instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend hunting with the boys and spending all his wages.When he finally got home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his very angry wife.After two hours, she stopped nagging and said, “How would you like it if you…
An attractive women visits the gynecologist. She tells the doctor ” This is quite awkward to admit but I have very unusual problem ” The gynecologist assures her ” I have been doing this for 20 years now there is nothing i havnt seen before “ The women lay down on the chair and opened…
My boss, who is a fit woman, caught me in the shower room after work.She said to me “Would you mind taking my blouse off?” I replied, “Certainly,” and took it off. Then she turned around and said, “Would you take my skirt off too?” So I removed that as well. Then she finally asked…
A 70 year old V!RG!N Nun goes to a gynecologist . Because she is experiencing some discomfort. When she explains what’s going on, the gynecologist runs some tests. Later he came back into the room and told the nun that her tests are positive for crabs. “That’s impossible, my body hasn’t been touched by anyone.”…
One day he goes to his smart son and he tell him “Bring this duck to the market and sell it for 5 dollars. If you sell for any extra go ahead and take that to the whorehouse on your way back home.” So the son goes to the market with the duck, manages to…
A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!” The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly true, and runs home crying. A while later, she…
