After picking her son up from school one day, the mother asks him what he did at school. The kid replies – I had s*x with my teacher.She gets so mad that when they get home, she orders him to go straight to his room. When the father returns home that evening, the mother angrily…
A blonde walks in a bank to get a loan. “I need to borrow $100 for a month,” she says.BlondeThe banker frowns, but takes her information anyway. He runs her credit but can’t find a report. “I’m sorry,” he says, “but in the absence of a credit record, we’ll have to charge 20% interest on…
A little boy and his father are walking down the street, and they see two dogs having sex. The little boy asks his father, “Daddy, what are they doing?” The father says, “Making a puppy.” So they walk on and go home.A few days later, the little boy walks in on his parents having sex….
A big city doctor visits an Native American tribe full of men and he asks “How do you guys relieve your sexu@l tension?”“Simple, just come down to the river tomorrow and we’ll show you.” The next day the doctor shows up and sees a group of men near a donkey. One man says “Since you’re…
A man walks into a barber shop and says, “I’ll have a shave and a shoe shine.” The barber lathers his face and sharpens the straight edge while a woman with the biggest, most beautiful breasts he has ever seen kneels down and shines his shoes. The man says, “You and I should spend some…
they go downstairs. The boys sit at the table andtheir mom greets them. “Good morning boys, what would you likefor breakfast?” Billy looks at his older brother, who smiles andthrows his arm over the back rest and says,“Ah hell mom, make it cheerios.” Their mom turns around and chases him up thestairs spanking him the…
batch of medals.”I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I’m just retired.’The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. Ten dollars,’ the guy says. Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?’Because he’s a liar….
