They started to climb the stairs, and Al started to tell funny stories. By the time they reached the 25th floor, Ben and Carl were laughing hysterically. Then Ben started to tell scary stories. By the time they reached the 50th floor, Al and Carl were hugging each other in fear. Then Carl started to…
John, a wealthy 60 year old man,shows up at the country club oneday with his new wife, a smokinghot 22 year old blonde.His buddies are amazed. “There is no waysomeone that young and attractive wouldagree to marry an old geezer like you.How did you pull it off?”“It’s simple,” John says, “I lied toher about my…
Once Wife Goes to PALM Reading Astrologer Astrologer :- Do You Want to Know Your Husband Future Wife:- Rubbish I Will Decide His Future!! You Tell Me His PAST MORE FUNNY JOKES On the First Day of School and he Looks Worried
about this quietly. ======================= When they get to the front gates of the school, the kid says “Dad,you will remember to come and get me when I’m 18, won’t you?”3 MORE FUNNY JOKES The Girl at The Checkout
Teacher: “Let me put it to you differently. If I gave youtwo apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?” Johnny: “Six.” Teacher: “Good.Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?” Johnny: “Seven!” Teacher:“Johnny, where in the heck do…
circling over its head. Farmer yells , “You deserve it,you horny bastard!” The cock slowly opens one eye, looks up at the sky, and whispers,” Shhhhhh, They’re about to land!!!” MORE FUNNY JOKE A smart-talking Man
He couldn’t wait to brag to her and indeed she was sointerested in him, they went back to his house together.The next day she became his stepmother. MORE FUNNY JOKES Man Got Free Dishwasher
A man ordered a washing machine because his old one stopped working. As soon as the man opened his new washing machine, he immediately rejoiced because there was a woman inside. Without hesitation the man yelled. FREE DISHWASHER! MORE FUNNY JOKES There was an American man who lived in Thailand
