There was a homeless man with a sign that said “I dollar for dirty joke.”Seemed like a good investment to me so I gladly handed over a dollar. Homeless man: “There is black rooster alright? How many legs does that chicken have?”Me: “Two?”Homeless man: “Right, now how many wings this black rooster got?”Me: “Two?”Homeless man:…
My husband and I were day dreaming about what we would do if we won the lottery.I started: “I’d hire a cook SO that I could just say, ‘Hey, make me a sandwich!’” Thomas shook his head. “Not me. I already have one of those.”
are six feet in this bed. There should only be four. What’s going on?”“You’re so drunk you miscounted,” said the wife. Get out of bed and try again. You can see better from over there.The husband climbed out of bed and counted. One, two, three, four. Damn, you’re right.
Teacher:”why are you late”Mani:”there was a man who lost a 100$ note”Teacher:”that’s nice.were you helping him look for it ?”Mani : ” No i was standing on it “
it rains, and you get the same reaction, I want you to come straight in. OK?”About two weeks later, after two days of steady rain, she’s in a fair amount of discomfort and heads to the Dr’s office. The Dr has her stand in front of him and gets her to lift up her skirt….
the last forty-three years.” St Peter consults his list. He says to the minister, “Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven.” “Just a minute,” says the minister. “That man was a taxi driver, and he gets a silken robe and golden staff. How can this be?!” “Up here, we…
Confusion. The next morning, Ah Meng was led to the wall. The firing squad was lined up and the Captain commanded, “Ready.. Aim..”, but before he could complete, Ah Meng shouted, ” Earthquake’! Earthquake!” The Japanese soldiers panicked and Ah Meng made his escape. Later, the soldiers took Ah Seng out and the firing squad…
chance you’ll go to the park but it might rain so it’s not definitely.”Little Billy raises his hand and says, “My team are definitely going to win the game this Saturday.” “No, I know you really want your team to win the game this Saturday but wanting is not enough to make it definitely.”Little Johnny…
