goes to make it and realizes he doesn’t have any almonds.He does, however, have some hickory nuts. So he mashes them up and whips them into a daiquiri, assuming thedoctor won’t know the difference. The doctor comes in and is presented with the drink.He takes a sip and immediately notices something is up. “Is this…
catch me, you can have me.”As soon as he sees her, she takes off running. He tries to catch her, but is unable. This continues for a week, at the end of which, the man has lost 10 pounds. After this he tries the next weight loss plan, 15 pounds in a week. The next…
Morris called a press conference and tactfully laid the blame at the feet of the previous CEO. Satisfied with his comments, the press, and Wall Street, responded positively, sales began to pick up and the problem was soon behind him. About a year later, the company was again experiencing a slight dip in sales, combined…
A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have s*x when the girl stopped. “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a h00ker and I charge $20 for s*x.” The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing. After…
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