Tragedy In Honeymoon

Newlyweds wake up one morning on their honeymoon and the man suggests: “Darling, why don’t you brew us some coffee?” Wife looks confused: “But that’s your task, honey.” “What? Why?” “It’s all over the Bible, dearest.” “The Bible says nothing about who’s supposed to be brewing coffee!” The wife grabs hold of a copy and…

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Blonde Goes to Internet Cafe

A blonde is on vacation and she walks into an Internet café to send an e-mailto her mom in America.She doesn’t know how to work the computers so she goes up to the guy on the desk and says:“Excuse me could you help me send an e-mail to my mum?”The guy say’s, “Yeah, but it…

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How To Remove Pants

After Brian proposed to Jill, his father took him to one side. “Son, when I first got married to your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was take off my pants. I gave them to your mother and told her to try them on, which she did. They were huge on…

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