President in The Hospital
MORE FUNNY JOKES An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar
MORE FUNNY JOKES An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar
infinite number of us? Just play along” “There are very strict laws on how I can serve drinks.I couldn’t serve you half a beer even if I wanted to.” “But that’s not a problem” mathematician #3 chimes in “atthe end of the joke you serve us a whole number of beers.You see, when you take…
MORE FUNNY JOKES An old lady went to visit her dentist.
waiting on the other sides and immediately decides to give it a try.While slipping his junk into the first hole, he notices there’s asmall American flag on the wall. MORE FUNNY JOKES The old man to pr0stitute…
“We’re working” the first blonde replies.“Just the two of you?” He inquires.“Well” the second blonde chimes in, “there’s usually three of us, but the girl that plants the trees called out sick” MORE FUNNY JOKES You’re Wife Has Found a Picture Worth One Million Dollars
“well gee, I guess lets here the good news first.”So the lawyer said “You’re wife has found a picture worth One Million dollars.”The client replied, “Oh that’s fantastic! But whats the bad news?”“It’s a picture of you and your secretary.” MORE FUNNY JOKES When Two Blonde Meet