‘It’s square and it has you picture on it.’ The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. ‘Here it is,’ she said. The Blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, “OK, you can go. I didn’t realize you were a…
eyes. Then into its ears.Finally, she turns to the girl and says, “I’m very sorry. I’m going to have to put your cat down.”“Oh no! Because he’s so fat?” “Yes,” says the doctor. “My arms are very tired.” MORE FUNNY JOKES Between Her legs
At dinner, she told her sister, “Mymonkey has grown hair.”Her sister smiled and said, “That’snothing, mine is already eatingbananas.” MORE FUNNY JOKES When A Doctor Was Having an Affair with his a Nurse.
she asked. He replied, “Just send me a postcard and write ‘spaghetti’ on the back.I’ll take care of expenses.” Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six months went by and then one day the doctor’s wife called him at the office and explained, “Dear, you received…
A Secretary came angrily out of boss cabina colleague asked: What happened?She replied: He asked me are you free tonight?I said: Yes, and bastard give me 101 pages of work. MORE FUNNY JOKES The Amazing Therapy
a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.Finally, the doctor asked, “Just exactly what are you trying to find out?”“We’re not trying to find out anything,” the man replied. “She’s married and we can’t go to her house.I’m married and we can’t go to my…
A husband exclaims to his wife one day, “Your b*tt is getting really big. It’s bigger than the BBQ grill!”Later that night in bed, the husband makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.“What’s wrong?” he asks.She answers, “Do you really think I’m going to fire up this big-A$$ grill for one…
“ the teacher says “no! It’s an orange”Johnny comes up next and reaches in “ it’s rectangular and firm it’s an eraser!” Teacher goes no “It’s a granola bar” dirty Ernie stands up and goes “ teacher I’m reaching in my pocket abd felling something long hard with a firm pink tip” the teacher gasps…
Johnny then answers: “Those are storks eggs” Mary is still intrigued: “But Johnny what are these?” while pointing at the pubic hairs Johnny isn’t bothered by Marys stupid questions and says: “That’s the storks nest leave me alone already” The next day Johnny wakes up in a hospital bed and his groin is so painful…
