it was Christmas Eve a woman came home to her husband after a day of busy shopping later on that night when she was getting undressed for bed he noticed a mark on the inside of her leg what is that he asked she said I visited the tattoo parlor today and then inside of…
The little girl looks down the little boy’s shorts. “What’s that?” she asks. “I dunno.” The little boy the looks down the little girl’s shorts. “Well what’s that?” “I dunno,” the little girl replies. So they go back to their separate homes, and the little girl goes to her mother. “Mommy, what’s this?” the little…
a guy walks into a bank and goes to the clerk guy I want to put my money in your shitty bank clerk sir that kind of language will not be tolerated here guy no really I want to put my money in your shitty bank clerk I’m calling security guy then I need to…
A young woman with a baby in her arms entered the butcher shop and confronted the butcher with the news. that the baby was his and asked what he was going to do about it? He said, he’d offered to provide her with free meat until the boy was 16. She agreed, the butcher had…
Billy’s teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with Billy unless she’s absolutely sure she will win it one day in class Billy raises his hand and says teacher I’ll bet you $50 I can guess what color your underwear is she replies okay meet me…
A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. they were about to have love when the girl stopped. I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a Bad girl and I charged $20 for lovemaking. The man reluctantly paid her and they did their thing….
A man had always dreamt of having a pair of real cowboy boots. One day he sees a pair on sale, decides to treat himself and walks proudly back home in his new boots. He enters the house and asks his wife, ‘Do you notice anything different about me?’ The wife looks…
jacob and jessica had been dating for over a year and so they decided to get married they loved each other dearly and everything was on track for a bright future together there was only one problem and quiet a big one at that jessica’s younger sister the younger sister was 20 years of age…
… from Australia participate in a gameshow on TV. After answering all the questions, there is a tie. So both are given one final assignment. It is to write a poem in three minutes, using the word “Timbuktu”. It’s a city in Africa. The priest returns with the fruit of his inspiration: “I was a…
John walked in late Mr clark asked John why are you late he replied I wasn’t Cherry Hill then he sat down 10 minutes later Mike walked in late and Mr Clark repeated why are you late Mike answered I was on top of Cherry Hill 5 minutes later Kevin walked in late and Mr…
