there was an eldery man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant he went to the doctor to get a sperm count the doctor told him to take a specimen cup home feel it and bring it back the elder man came back the next day the specimen cup was empty and the lead…
there’s an overweight guy who is watching TV a commercial comes on for a guaranteed weight loss of 10 in a week so the guy thinking what the hell signs up for it the next morning an incredibly beautiful woman is standing at his door in nothing but a pair of running shoes and a…
a woman and her friends are visiting the zoo they are standing in front of the big silver back gorilla’s cage when one woman makes a gesture that the gorilla interprets as an invitation he grabs her Yanks her over the fence and takes her to his nest in a pen there he ravishes her…
late in the night he regained Consciousness he found himself in agonizing pain in the hospital’s ICU with tubes up his nose wires monitoring every function and a gorgeous nurse hovering over him he realized he’d obviously been in a serious accident she gave him a deep look straight into the eyes and he heard…
a mom of an 8-year-old boy is awaiting her son’s arrival from school as he runs in he says he needs to talk to her about making babies he claims he knows about the development of a fetus but doesn’t understand the answer to the million dollar question namely how does the sperm get into…
one morning while his wife was makingbreakfast, a man walked up to her andgave her a healthy pinch on her butt. hesaid to her, if you firmed up your butt,we could get rid of your girdle. the wifewas angry but said nothing. the nextmorning, her husband pinched her breastand said, if you firm these up,…
a woman has been working the whole day and was exhausted she stops at the grocery store on her way home and calls her husband. honey what would you like for dinner today? the husband thinks for a long time and says, I have no idea I’m too busy at the moment at the office….
Jim decided to propose to Sandy but prior to her acceptance Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. she informed Jim that she suffered a disease that left her a majority of a 12 year old. he stated that it was okay because he loved her so much. I too have…
a woman was cheating on her husband with three guys. during one night she noticed that her husband came home earlier. she told the guys to hide in the Sacks. when her husband entered the room, he asked, “what are these sacks doing here?” the woman answered, “well my relatives came by and left this…
a woman went to the service counter and told the clerk, she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won’t work. the clerk told her that he can’t give her a refund, because she bought it on special. suddenly the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming. “pinch…
