a woman sits down on a plane for a long flight, sitting in the window seat. next to her is a middle-aged man. sometime after the plane takes off, the man lets out a small achoo. immediately he unzips his pants, pulls his d*ck out and wipes it off. aghast, the woman is so stunned…
a man goes into a brothel in Amsterdam one night. he finds from there a very attractive young woman and asks her, “how much do you charge for 1 hour?” the woman says, €200. he thinks for a while and then says, “fine, but do you do Glasgow style?” she says, no, I don’t. the…
“Forgive me Father, for I have sinned I have been with a loose girl.” The priest asks, “Is that you, little Tommy O’Shaughnessy?” ‘Yes, Father, it is.” “And who was the girl you were with?” “I can’t tell you, Father I don’t want to ruin her reputation.” “Well, Tommy, I’m sure to find out her…
Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to the counter, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, “Your mom’s the best sex in town!” Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, so the drunk wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the…
A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper.Before leaving, he says to the sales clerk, “I hope you don’t mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?”…
a young man wanted to ensure that his virgin bride sexual inexperience wouldn’t be a cause of any tension or trouble one evening as they sat together the young man decided to address this delicate topic he gently explained to his bride that he didn’t want her to ever feel pressured or obligated to have…
Joe wanted to buy a Harley motorcycle he doesn’t have much luck until one day he comes across the Harley with a four sale sign on it the bike looks better than a new one alra it is 10 years old it’s shiny and mint condition he buys it and ask the seller how he…
A naked police officer came to work and his commander, shocked, asked him: “why did you come naked?”The police officer said: “There was a party last night I attended. At 00:00 all lights went off and we were in the dark. All of a sudden a voice said that all females should undress. You could…
an Italian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto the poor lady was not very proficient in English but did manage to communicate with her husband the real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries one day she went to the Butcher and wanted to buy chicken…
two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says I hear that you’ve been telling people that I’m ugly oh no I’ve just been saying that your new hair do make you look less attractive I also heard that you’ve been calling me fat oh no I just said that the way you…
