A man walks into a bar and asks, “Does anyone here own the Rottweiler outside?” “Yeah, I do!” says a biker, standing up. “What about it?” “Well, I think my chihuahua just killed him…” The man hesitated. “What are you talking about?!” the biker says in disbelief. “How could your little runt kill my Rottweiler?”…
an 18 year old daughter named Lisa nervously approaches her mother one day holding a small box in her trembling hands she reveals that she took a pregnancy test and hesitantly shows it to her mother the test result confirms that Lisa is indeed pregnant tears streaming down her face the mother demands to not…
A farmer spends $7,000 on a young registered Black Angus bull to mate with his cows.He puts the bull out with the herd, but the animal just eats grass. He won’t even look at the cows. The farmer feels cheated, so he brings in the local vet to check out the bull. The bull is…
A woman is in bed with her lover, who also happens to be her husband’s best friend. They make love for hours, and afterward while they’re just laying there,the phone rings. Since it is the woman’s house, she picks up the receiver. Her lover looks over at her and listens, only hearing her side of…
A young boy walks into a brothel dragging a dead frog on a leash behind him. He goes straight up to the pimp and says: “I need a girl for an hour.”. “Haha! You’ve got to be joking boy, you’re just a kid!” replies the pimp. Boy throws a pack of money onto the table….
So after talking it over for the past few months my wife finally agreed to go with me to a swingers club. She wore a really cute skirt, so I knew she was more excited than she let on. Anyway, we got there and the hostess greeted us and instantly could tell she was nervous…
A young boy says to his father “Dad, our math teacher is asking to see you.”Dirty“What happened?” The father asks. “Well, she asks me, ‘how much is 7 * 9?’ I answer ’63’ , then she asks, ‘and 9 * 7?’ so I asked ‘what’s the fucking difference?’ “ “Indeed, what is the difference?” asks…
I nearly went home with a lady boy last night I picked him up in a nightclub he looked like a woman smelled like a woman danced like a woman even kissed like a woman but as we arrived back at his apartment he reversed his car into a tight parking slot in one fluid…
Two Irishmen looking through a mail order catalogue.Paddy says “Look at these gorgeous women! The prices are reasonable too.”Mick agrees “I’m ordering one right now”3 weeks later Paddy says to Mick “Has your woman turned up yet?”“No” said Mick “but it shouldn’t be long now though. Her clothes arrived yesterday!!
A married couple was celebrating their 10th wedding anniversary. They went to the same hotel they stayed at 10 years ago. They got the same room as before. They went to the same restaurant and had the same meals. They had a few drinks at the restaurant, and they had more champagne when they returned…
