Redneck Gets Married

She looks at him and says “I want you to know that you’ll be my first and only man.”

The redneck quickly re-dresses and angrily grabs his wife and throws her in the truck and drops her off at her parent’s home.

A few minutes later his father calls and asks what’s the matter to which the redneck replied.

” If she ain’t good enough for her own family she ain’t good enough for mine!”