so an American man went to China and had fun with many of their ladies while not using protection the entire time he was there a week after arriving back home in the states he wakes one morning to find his manhood covered with bright green and purple spots horrified he immediately goes to see a doctor the doctor never having seen anything like this before orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results the man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says I’ve got bad news for you you’ve contracted Mongolian VD it’s very rare and almost unheard of here in the U.S we know very little about it the man looks a little perplexed and says well give me a shot or something and fix me up doc the doctor answers I’m sorry there’s no known cure we’re going to have to amputate your wiener the man screams in horror absolutely not I want a second opinion The doctor replies well it’s your choice go ahead if you want but surgery is your only option the next day the man seeks out a Chinese doctor figuring that he’ll know more about the disease the Chinese doctor examines his thing and proclaims uh yes Mongolian VD very rare disease the guy says to the doctor yeah yeah I already know that but what can we do my American doctor wants to cut it off the Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs stupid American doctors always want to amputate make more money than way no need to amputate Mo thank God the man exclaims yes says the Chinese doctor wait two weeks fall off by itself.