A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have s*x when the girl stopped. “I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a h00ker and I charge $20 for s*x.” The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing. After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver’s seat looking out the window. “Why aren’t we going anywhere?” asked the girl. “Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I’m actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25…”
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