an elderly man had owned a large farm in
Louisiana for many years right at the
back of the farm there was a large pound
ideal for swimming the old farmer had
fixed it up nicely with picnic tables
horseshoe carts and some apple and peach
trees one evening the farmer decided to
go down to the pound to look it over as
he hadn’t been there for a while before
setting off he grabbed a 5 gallon bucket
intending to bring back some fruit as he
neared the pond he could hear voices
shouting and laughing with joy it was
clear that someone was having a good
time approaching the farmer saw a group
of young wom skinny dipping in his pound
upon noticing him they all swam to the
far end trying to cover up one woman
then shot shouted we are not coming out
until you leave Mister the farmer calmly
responded ladies I didn’t come down here
to watch you swim next or to make you
get out of the pound with a mischievous
smile he held up his bucket and added I
just come down here to feed the alligators