Three gay men are at the crematorium.
All three are mourning the recent death of their husbands and discussing their plans for scattering the ashes.
The first, a pilot, says that he will scatter his husband’s ashes from the sky in the private plane that they built together.
The second, a sailor, says that he will scatter the ashes at sea, because their love of the sea kept them together during difficult times.
The third, a cook, says that he intends to mix his husband’s ashes into a bowl of chili and eat it.
The two other men look at him in horror and disgust.
The pilot asks, “Why would you eat a bowl of chili with your husband’s ashes in it?”
The cook says, “So he can tear up my ass one last time!”