three women died and went up to heaven
St Peter met them at the ply Gates and
told them that in heaven there’s only
one rule don’t step on any Ducks they
entered and noticed that there were
quite a lot of ducks around and later
that day one of the women accidentally
stepped on a duck in a short time St
Peter showed up with the ugliest man she
had ever seen and cuffed them together a
few days later the second woman
accidentally steps on a duck a short
time later St Peter shows up with
another ugly man and cuffs the two of
them together the third woman decided
that she wasn’t going to end up that way
so she shuffled her feet wherever she
went after a few months St Peter comes
up to her with the most handsome man she
has ever laid her eyes on and cuffed the
two of them together after St Peter left
the woman said I don’t know what I did
to deserve being cuffed to you for
eternity the man said I don’t know about
you but I stepped on a duck