Two guys went to a gas station that was holding a contest: a chance to win free s*x when you filled your tank. They pumped their gas and went to pay the male attendant.
“I’m thinking of a number between one and ten,” he said. “If you guess right, you win free s*x.”
“Okay,” agreed one of the guys,
“u guess seven.”
“Sorry, I was thinking of eight,” replied the attendant.
The next week they tried again. When they went to pay, the attendant told them to pick a number.
“Two!” said the second guy. “Sorry, it’s three, said the attendant.”Come back and try again.
” As they walked out to their car, one guy said to the other,
“I think this contest is rigged.”
“No way,” said his buddy.
“My wife won twice last week.”