Wife Honey can u please help me cleaning de garden?
Husband-Do i look like a gardener? Wife-Sorry Honey, OK then fix de bathroom door.
Husband-Do i look like a carpenter?… then de husband walks out. After coming from where he went, he found de garden clean and de door fixed Husband-I knew my wife u can do this all by yourself Wife Its not Me Husband= Who then? Wife-John Our neighbour
Husband How much did u paid him?
Wife No money, he just gave 2 options, bread or s*x
Husband Hope u gave him bread Wife Do i look like baker?
Husband Fainted